The Snap Count Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.