The Butter-Finger Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Thomas Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.