The Phantom Holding Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Thomas Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
88%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Thomas Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.