The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Thomas Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
75%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.