The Inch-Short Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas Jr.'s stadium. Only over Thomas Jr..” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Thomas Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas Jr. was due a breakout.
72%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.