The Dropped Pass Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- The QB looks at Thomas Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.