The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Thomas Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Thomas Jr., Thomas Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.