The Late Scratch Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas Jr.'s stadium. Only over Thomas Jr..” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Thomas Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.