The Dropped Pass Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The QB looks at Thomas Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.