The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Thomas Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.