The Snap Count Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ref: "Number Thomas Jr., that's a flag." Thomas Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.