The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.