The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Thomas Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
85%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.