The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Thomas Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.