The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Ref: "Number Thomas Jr., that's a flag." Thomas Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.