The Inch-Short Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“The QB looks at Thomas Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- The broadcast shows Thomas Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.