The Hamstring Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Purdy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
82%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Purdy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.