The Sideline-Scold Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Purdy, the end zone is a rumor.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Purdy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Purdy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.