The Phantom Flag Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Purdy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Purdy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.