The Hamstring Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Purdy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Purdy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
84%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Purdy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.