The Intentional Grounding Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Purdy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Purdy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.