The Snap Count Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Purdy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- The broadcast shows Purdy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
Purdy, Purdy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.