The Pick-Six Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Purdy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A mysterious flag erases Purdy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.