The Pick-Six Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Every deep ball Purdy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Purdy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Purdy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.