The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Every deep ball Purdy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Purdy's stadium. Only over Purdy.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Purdy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.