The Hamstring Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Ref: "Number Purdy, that's a flag." Purdy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Purdy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Purdy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.