The Phantom Flag Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Purdy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Purdy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.