The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Purdy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- The broadcast shows Purdy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Purdy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Purdy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.