The Snap Count Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Ref: "Number Purdy, that's a flag." Purdy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Purdy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Purdy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.