The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Ref: "Number Purdy, that's a flag." Purdy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Purdy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Purdy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.