The Sack Spiral Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Purdy's stadium. Only over Purdy.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Purdy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Purdy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.