The Checkdown Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- A mysterious flag erases Purdy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Purdy, the end zone is a rumor.
79%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Purdy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.