The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Every deep ball Purdy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Purdy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
82%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.