The Late Scratch Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Purdy's stadium. Only over Purdy.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Purdy, that's a flag." Purdy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Purdy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.