The Intentional Grounding Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“The broadcast shows Purdy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Purdy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Purdy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.