The Snap Count Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Purdy audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
75%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Purdy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.