The Sideline-Scold Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- The play clock hits zero on Purdy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Purdy gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Purdy, Purdy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.