The Checkdown Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Purdy's stadium. Only over Purdy.
- Purdy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Purdy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.