The Sack Spiral Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Every deep ball Purdy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- A mysterious flag erases Purdy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Purdy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.