The Intentional Grounding Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Purdy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Purdy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.