The Bad Snap Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Purdy's stadium. Only over Purdy.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Purdy, the end zone is a rumor.
- Purdy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Purdy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.