The Late Scratch Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Purdy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Purdy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Purdy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.