The Sideline-Scold Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- The broadcast shows Purdy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Purdy, Purdy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.