The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Purdy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Purdy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.