The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Purdy, the end zone is a rumor.
88%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Purdy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.