The Intentional Grounding Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Purdy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
74%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.