The Phantom Flag Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- The play clock hits zero on Purdy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Purdy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
87%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Purdy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.