The Sideline-Scold Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Ref: "Number Purdy, that's a flag." Purdy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- A mysterious flag erases Purdy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Purdy, Purdy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.