The Intentional Grounding Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Purdy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Every deep ball Purdy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Purdy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Purdy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.