The Pick-Six Hex of Brock Purdy
Brock Purdy · SF · QB
“Purdy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Purdy's week
- Purdy gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Purdy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Purdy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Purdy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Purdy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Purdy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.